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Wednesday, October 27th, 2010
10:22 pm

dorkas
QUICK EVERYONE

hie thee unto reedlj, where the first-semester freshman "physics major" is asking how/if s/he should go about dropping the second semester of HUM 110 on accounta "IT IS NOT RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS"


WELL LET ME TELL YOU SONNY BACK AT OLDE REED WE'D GET OUR FINGERS OUT OF OUR BUTTHOLES SUCK IT THE HELL UP AND JUST WRITE OUR DAMN HUM PAPERS WHILE EATING A BUG FULLA ACID WITH OUR PROFESSORS NAKED ON THE FRONT LAWN UPHILL BOTH WAYS




FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Tuesday, April 27th, 2010
9:09 pm - library bathrooms

ohlucyb
every toilet you don't flush, i flush FIVE TIMES

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Saturday, April 24th, 2010
2:26 pm - i think you guys will take this better than reed l.j.

capn_jil
so i heard about the big bummer cube impacting our little party this year and may i suggest that we all just man up and accept that cops will be everywhere. because the new theme of renn fayre is COP TOWN. The town that's made of COPS. everyone should be a cop! undercover cop! time cop! sea cop! air cop! space cop! old west sheriff! sheriff of nottingham! the word "COP" made out of foam rubber! COP TOWN is a place for cops to be cops hanging out with cops all in a town where everything is cops

cop trees

cop dogs

cop babies

cop beer

the beer is a cop

the beeeeeer is a cop



over and out

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Tuesday, April 13th, 2010
1:21 pm - House please?

makeagetaway
Give me your house! I am too lazy to use craigslist. PLEASE?!!

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Wednesday, March 10th, 2010
11:22 pm - commencement dinner

reediewes
Where do I tell the commencement committee what kind of meal I'd prefer at graduation? I have not received any kind of RSVP card that lets me indicate whether I'd prefer the baked salmon croquettes or the double tomato bruschetta. What's up with that? I cannot believe that I do not have an option here.

Come on, people. How else am I going to influence what my family eats at graduation? Surely I'm not the only person on campus with a gastronomically hypersensitive aunt?

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Saturday, October 17th, 2009
11:13 am - my problem with the pamphlette scandal :(

papertopic
we need new blood on the reedlj. I'm tired of seeing the same ol' douchebags being all snarky and thinking it's funny. we need some new douchebags that are actually funny.

DISCUSS

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Monday, September 7th, 2009
6:29 pm - re: funding poll
jadedhippo "Reed Kommunist Shit Kolle(edit)ktive"? What the hell is wrong with you young punks nowadays?

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Tuesday, May 12th, 2009
10:04 pm - Dear Stim Table,
so_many_penpals Why does your tobacco taste like being at the dentist? Have I just been in the library too long?

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1:16 am - I am bro-ed out.

cornonthecomb
OMG Bro! That was so sick! You totally just _____ his _______ in that video game we're playing at 1 am on a Tuesday! Whoooo!!! Bro! I'm so high right now!

Ohhhhh!!!!!

current mood: annoyed

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Thursday, May 7th, 2009
10:59 pm - what the hell, LaTeX?
caprissaltlick I thought you were supposed to be cool and smart. So why the hell can't you tell the difference between Senecrosis and Snecrosis? Why do you shove my figures around to any damn place you please? Why do you fuck with me and give two distinct, properly labeled figures the same number? Why?? AAARRRGGHHH!!!!!!!! And I thought you were hot. I'm gonna go sleep with your brother now.

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Monday, May 4th, 2009
7:10 am - attn: new reed re: bug eating

capn_jil
you guys are the biggest bunch of wusses i have ever encountered

used to be people were fightig over the privilege to eat a bug but i guess you were all too sober

fuckers


DISCUSS

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Thursday, April 30th, 2009
3:34 am

papertopic
I just lost 4 pages of important primary source material at the best fucking time.
tell me about how you fucked up your thesis and make me feel better.

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Wednesday, April 29th, 2009
10:40 pm

spookee_eyez
Dear Noisy Rambly Crowd,
I'm not sure if you're aware what day it is, but in case you've forgotten, let me remind you.  It is Wednesday. fucking.  night.  That is, the night before the night before theses are due.  I'm sure you've seen plenty of upperclassmen with shiny new hats on, but that does not mean we are all so blessed as to have finished early.  As we speak you are creating a god-awful ruckus while a half-dozen seniors sit in Winch trying to finish and are cursing your very existence.
No love,
-unfinished seniors in Winch

current mood: bitchy

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Monday, April 27th, 2009
3:29 pm - wear your laurels
caprissaltlick I haven't heard ranting about it yet this year, but I just want to say: what the hell is wrong with unfinished seniors who get all freaked out about seeing their fellow seniors wearing laurels? Or are they just a fraction, a myth perpetuated by a few unhappy individuals? 'Cause my thesis won't be finished before Thursday if I'm super-lucky, and more likely Friday afternoon, and it'll be ugly, and unpolished, and have typos. But I want to see my friends (and even my enemies) who made it to the end and squeal and hug them and jump up and down because they're done. Soon I will be, too, but for now, show me *your* laurels.

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Thursday, April 23rd, 2009
3:03 am - "Blinded by the MRC"

cornonthecomb
Has anyone seen the Inherently Offended signs? They are for the win. MRC is for the fail. Bwahahahaha.

I just wish this didn't happen so close to Renn Fayre, because any other time of year this would cause an epic flamewar. There might still be one. Here's hoping.

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Saturday, April 18th, 2009
3:38 am - Of Vomit and Vengance

my_palimpsest
Oh, Hey!

If you are the person who came to the party at my house,drank all my beer, and then proceeded to vomit all over my couch and hallway: Hear this.

I hope you have the worst hangover of your life.

That is all.

Love,

Alumni living in Vomit House.

current mood: pissed off

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Monday, April 13th, 2009
11:24 pm - I WANTED LORNE CRANER FOR COMMENCEMENT

papertopic
not some guy I've never heard of because I don't listen to NPR. commencement is a crock of smarmy, family satitating bullshit, and some guy who runs a neoconservative vehicle would add some spice to the dreary occasion. I don't even like him, I just want some disgust and discord, and now on top of family bullshit and everyone elses annoying families I get to deal with even more starry eyed fanchildren of npr wanking on about this guy and I get to listen to him be vaguely inspiring in the 80 degree heat wearing a goddamn tent sitting under a larger tent. I FUCKING HATE BULLSHIT CEREMONIES goddamn this place drives me to drink, I swear.

also what's with this thing about only inviting other reedies to speak? I don't buy into this whole clannish alumni bullshit. especially with only getting successful alums to speak. I think the chronically unemployed chronic grower from '89 has plenty to teach us like whatsisname. he would appreciate the speaking money more too.

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Sunday, March 29th, 2009
8:08 pm

onlyvalidinink
Hey!

Can we form a posse to get all the goddamned half-blind geriatric drivers who don't understand cyclists' hand signals, or even the basics of staying aware and keeping their rolling ton of steel at a safe distance, off the road and into a nursing home before another one hits me? In broad daylight, even! FUCK!

I mean, really now, wasn't that the way cars signaled the intent to turn back when these asshats were granted licenses? Or, do they just think that kids these days just have a weird habit of waving their arms around for shits and giggles while they ride their confounded bisamicles? AGAIN, FUCK!

And to old dude's wife: FUCK YOU and your continuing to insist on trying to call an ambulance when i told you already i have no money to spare for a hospital visit i (very luckily) didn't need. And you thought that you were scared shitless while i was lying in the road? FLYING TRIPLE FUCK!!!




over and out.

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Monday, March 16th, 2009
6:05 pm - From Yesterday's PostSecrets...

arianalou
Photobucket


REED MUCH?

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